I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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