How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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