I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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