Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
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it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
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Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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