she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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