I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
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I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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