Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Is it because I queefed?
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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