weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
We had sex on a dog bed..
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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