The maid of honor just puked.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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