Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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