Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
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