At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
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I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
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For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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