He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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