Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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