yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
