Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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