You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
organizing the empties. That sober.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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