The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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