Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
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But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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