After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
