watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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