So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
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Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
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You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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