don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
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My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
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Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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