I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
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I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
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have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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