11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
if i can run in heels then i can drive
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
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I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
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Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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