How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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