did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
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I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
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We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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