You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I need moral support for this bender
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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