you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
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And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
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Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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