I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
