Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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