Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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