I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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