I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
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Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
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I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
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