It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Randomize
