Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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