Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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