There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
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I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
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I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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