That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
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What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
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apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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