the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
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i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
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I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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