I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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