So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
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Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
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Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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