My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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