This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
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I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
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Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
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Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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