so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
No more Irish car bombs ever.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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