Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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