p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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