The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
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so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
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Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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