I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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