she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
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Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
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They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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