you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
If that was your dad, he is hot
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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