Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
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It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
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I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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