She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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