i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Watching her eat just hurts me
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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