i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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