Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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