This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
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he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He's a Shit stain on my heart
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Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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