Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Did I show you my penis last night?
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
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