Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
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